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The fourth part of "Jeff Spinoffs" saga. Don't forget to check out the
Jeff Drinks Ink
Jeff Drinks Coke and Eats Mentos
Jeff Drinks All The Tea In China
Jeff Loses The Game
Jeff vs. Hurricane Sandy
Jeff Plays Golf
Jeff Ties A Maiden To The Railroad Tracks
Hungry Hungry Jeff
Jeff Inserts An Entire Marching Band Into His Ass
Jeff Steals The Klopmann Diamond
Jeff Plays Action 52
Jeff Gets The Munchies
Jeff Has An Existential Crisis
Jeff Converts To Rastafarianism
Jeff Catches Thumbtacks On His Eyes
Jeff Gets A Pedicure
Jeff Gets Drafted Into The Military
Jeff Listens to Ziggy Stardust
Jeff Becomes A Cowboy and Joins the Circus
Jeff Goes To A Blood Drive
Jeff learns Kung Fu
Jeff Tries To Get His Drivers'License
Jeff's Hot Flash
Jeff vs. Ringworm
Jeff vs. The Red Ring of Death
Jeff vs. The Blue Screen of Death
Jeff Takes Knockout Drops
Jeff Bites His Nails
Robojeff. Half man. Half machine. All serial killer.
Jeff's Salt Lick
Jeff Suffers A Panic Attack
Jeff the Killer IN SPACE II: Electric Boogaloo
Jeff Gets His Teeth Knocked Out
Jeff Gets Gingivitis
Jeff Gets Shot In The Kneecaps
Jeff's Hand Gets Chopped Off And Replaced With A Hook
Jeff's Dick Gets Chopped Off And Replaced With A Hook
Jeff Becomes One Big Hook
Jeff Loses His Favorite Knife
Jeff Catches Smiledog's Fleas
Jeff Gets Dragged Away By Wild Horses
Jeff's Fancy New Boots
Jeff Sits Around Watching TV All Day
Jeff Goes To Qahog
Jeff Becomes A Stand-Up Comedian
Jeff Becomes A Ganguro (look it up)
Jeff Re-Enacts Goatse
Jeff Balances A Car On His Head
Jeff Burns Chick Tracts
Jeff hits BEN with giant Fists Of Graft (tm)
Jeff's Beer Belly (or should I say, blood belly)
Jeff's Daiperfur Fetish
Jeff Spontenaously Floats Away
Jeff Watches Helplessley As BEN Degenerates Into A Mess Of Garbled Polygons
Jeff Forgets To Pay His Cable Bill
Jeff The Killer Freezes Into A Jeff-Sicle
Jeff Legally Changes His Name To Maximillian Danger
Jeff Stuffs Grapes Up His Nostrils
Jeff Gets A Pompadour
Curse Of The Were-Jeff.
Phase one: your skin turns white. Phase two: your eyelids dissapear. Phase three: you have an incredible urge to wear a white hoodie. Phase Four: your hair turns long, greasy and black. And the final phase: a long, smile-shaped scar appears on your mouth!
Jeff Humps Slenderman's Leg
Jeff Gets Plastic Surgery
Jeff Houses A Family Of Voles In His Hair
Jeff At The Sauna
Jeff Gets Shipwrecked
Jeff vs. Rule 34
Jeff Falls Down The Stairs
Jeff Founds A Wiki
Jeff Finds Out Smile Dog is a Transvestite Midget in a Costume
Jeff Eats Moldy Bread
Jeff Kills Dumbledore
Jeff Goes Back In Time And Kills The Dinosaurs, Gets Zapped Dead By The Time Police
Jeff Has Sex With a Pencil.
Jeff vs The 12 Steps
Jeff vs Scientology
Jeff Makes Deviled Eggs
Jeff Saltues His Shorts
Jeff Wedgies Slenderman
Jeff Commits Every Sin (Except for Lust Because He Couldn't Get Laid).
Jeff Eats A Cat
Jeff Can't Believe He Ate The Whole Thing
Fractal Jeff
Jeff VS 2012 (The Movie)
Jeff Falls In Elephant Poop
Jeff Grows A Tomato Garden
Jeff Dies (Of Old Age)
Jeff Gets Brainfreeze
Jeff Whizzes On An Electric Fence
Jeff Crosses The Streams
Jeff Gets Hit By A Falling Piano
Jeff Does Stuff
Jeff Kicks The Can
Jeff Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie
Jeff Plays AD&D
Jeff Makes A Killer Robot Shaped Like Himself Which Instantly Turns On Him
Jeff Is Shaved Bald
Jeff Hatches The Egg
Jeff Pumps Iron...Iron Maidens That Is
Jeff Paints Happy Little Trees
Jeff Gets Strapped To A Tomahawk Missle
Jeff The Quadruple Amputee (He'll bite yer legs off!)
Jeff Needs Glasses
Jeff's GIGA DRILL BREAKER!
Jeff Makes Out With A Cyberman
Jeff Finds A Gundam
Jeff Is So Tough, He Stubbed His Toe While Watering His Spice Garden And Only Cried For Twenty Minutes
Jeff Makes A Contract With Kyubey
Jeff Lactates
Jeff Attacks A Porcupine, Winds Up Covered In Quills
Jeff's Chest Wig
Jeff Trades In His Knife For A Naginata
Jeff Goes To Starbucks
Jeff Itches Really Bad
Jeff vs. A Black Hole
Jeff Milks A Goat
Jeff Pissed In Your Popcorn
Jeff Wears A Rainbow Clown Wig
Jeff Mutates!
Jeff Eats An Unbelievably Spicy Enchilada And Breathes Fire For Five Minutes
Jeff Discovers The Portable Hole
Jeff's Nosebleed
Jeff Turns To Stone
Tickle-Me-Jeff! Press his tummy and he murders your entire family!
Jeff Enters A Pie-Eating Contest
Guess What's In The Pouch Of Jeff's Hoodie?
Jeff Goes Bobsledding
Jeff's Fingers Turn Into Minitaure Jeffs
Mr. J!
I pity da foo' who don't GO TO SLEEP
Jeff Goes Go-Karting
Jeff gets attacked by WEIRD MUMMY INSECTS!
Jeff Becomes a Cheerleader
Jeff The Janitor
Jeff Attempts Auto-Liposuction
Jeff the Panda
Jeff Doesn't Forget to Bring a Towel.
Jeff Pilots A Dalek
Jeff's fangirls make out with his petrified corpse from [http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Furbearingbrick/A_strange_dream_I_had_last_night. Furbearingbrick's fucked-up dream]
Jeff The Killer: The Pen &Paper RPG
Jeff Takes Up Tap-Dancing
Jeff Cleans Suicide Mouse Out Of His His Bellybutton
Jeff Retains Water
Jeff Gets A Sugar Rush
Jeff Inhales Helium
Jeff Gets The DT's
Jeff Sheds His Skin
Jeff In Heat
Jeff's Regular Coffee Is Replaced With Folger's Crystals
Jeff Bakes Happy Happy Into A Pie
Jeff Churns Butter
Jeff Kills Pirates With A Magic Whip
Jeff buys a haunted N64 off of Ebay
Jeff shops at the black market
Jef gets a job at the supermarket and gets fired for spilling the eggs (he hates eggs)
Jeff gets blocked for not updating the Article Listing and pouts
Jeff gets a deep-tissue massage from Slendy
Jeff gives himself an atomic wedgie
Jeff Hates Santa
Jeff Rides Through Town Naked On A Dappled Red Horse
Jeff The Lardass.
GO. TO. BUTTER.
Jeff The Killer: The Animated Series!
Aw, man. You know they totally butchered this in the dub.
Jeff Wears Naugahyde
Jeff Goes On Tinychat
Jeff stumbles upon an abandoned shack and turns it into a bachelor's den
Jeff is NOT the father
Jeff's Facebook Account Got Hacked
Jeff Murders Everyone Responsible For SOPA and PIPA
Jeff's Eyebrows Jump Off His Face (wait, Jeff has eyebrows?!)
Jeff's Hangover
Jeff's Spiralling Depression
Jeff Takes Prozac
Jeff's Gambling Addiction
Jeff vs. The Thunderqueef
Jeff Snorts Pixy Stix
Jeff Is Tricked Into Looking At The Korean Screamer
Jeff Creams His Pants
Jeff Stomps Grapes
Jeff says Hi to Kevin Federline
Jeff Encounters A Metal Slime
Jeff and the Giant Peach
Jeff is Cold, Wet, and Miserable
Slendy Tries To Get Jeff To Eat His Broccoli
Jeff's Space Heater Electrocutes Him
Jeff Whistles While He Works
Jeff Pours Hot Wax Onto His Face
Jeff Shrivels Up And Dies
Jeff Takes The Fruit and Scoots
Jeff Rapes An Entire Petting Zoo
Jeff Plays With Paperclips
Jeff The Killer Teaches Typing. Get a word wrong and you get a finger cut off.
Jeff's Face Gets Pixellated
Jeff vs. Cockroaches
Jeff Grows An Extra Pair Of Arms (for extra stabbing)
Jeff's Colonoscopy
Jeff Jumps Off The Golden Gate Bridge
Jeff Suffers From Micropenis
Jeff Is Inflicted With A Gypsy Curse
Jeff Rides A Unicycle While Juggling Bowling Pins And Smoking A Pipe
Jeff Takes A Relaxing (blood)Bath
Jeff vs. The Flies That Always Seem To Follow Him Around (seriously, he must REEK with the not bathing and the blood and all)
Jeff Sprouts Antlers
Jeff Gets Kicked In The Head By An Ostrich
Jeff Goes Hang-Gliding
Jeff Is Abducted By Aliens
Jeff Gets Stuck In The Chimmney (just don't ask what he was doing there)
Jeff Breaks Into Fort Knox
Jeff Goes Window Shopping
Jeff the Misunderstood Alien Ninja Slug.
Jeff's Tragic Nutella Addiction
NOTE: The following three entries are based on a true story. I'm not mentioning the name of the perpetrator, but it pretty much went down like this.
Jeff Makes Death Threats To An Admin On His Blog Post, Then Gets Butthurt When Called On It.
Jeff Makes A Wiki Dedicated To Insulting The Admin Who Banned Him and Denies He Did It; Said Wiki Gets Deleted 5 Minutes Later
Jeff Gets Globally Banned From Wikia And Pouts
Jeff sees this page and weeps for the future of humanity. THEND!